I’ve been trying to break the second law of thermodynamics lately, given a whole mess of frantic volunteering and helping and doing… I’ve been waiting for my activity to give me energy, magically, like a perpetual motion machine.

Can’t be done. Physics is physics. So, I could use a nap right now. Or two. Or three. Yeah, three naps would do it.

Before I sleep, let me share some good news.

  • My friend is okay, she just came out of major surgery. If anything ever happened to my friend, I don’t know what I would do. She gets me, intrinsically, this friend.
  • My other friend’s mom just came out of surgery too, and she did well. My friend is the most generous, caring person, and she is a dedicated, loving daughter, more patient than I could ever be. She inspires me to be more giving.
  • My own mother is doing well, 20 months after a bone marrow transplant; she’s cooking and chatting with our kids on the phone, sounding happy and light. The sound of her laughing is the best sound ever.
  • My father is doing well, and has entrusted me with a huge project, because he believes I can help. He knows I can help. The confidence he has in me is a treasure.
  • My husband will go camping with his college buddies this weekend, a much needed and well deserved break–he always comes back from those trips so happy and refreshed (if tired, and thankful for a warm bed indoors). He has good friends. He is a good man.
  • Our children are good students (just had teacher conferences): they are healthy, happy, well-behaved, hard-working children.

Gratitude can give you energy. It can stop you in your tracks and make your shiver on a sunshiny day. It can make you want to move.

So, yeah, I’m tired. But I also feel like I could sprint a mile or two, too.


a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings

That’s me, for the moment. Or at least, it’s how I feel, until I write all this down and maybe rationalize what I’m about to do.

I’m about to head out to see an acquaintance with a dear friend of mine. I had said “maybe” a bit ago (when I really wanted to say “no,” which is weak at best and hypocritical at worst).

I’ve made some judgments about this acquaintance, you see. Judgments shared by my spouse, my relatives, other friends. It’s not good.

And after learning some information over the weekend, and some additional information  today, I really, sincerely, tried to find the spine that would allow me to turn my “maybe” into a definitive “no.”

I told another friend about it–in a desperate effort to engender some sort of accountability. But, I just caved. Weird, because it would be easy to bail out. As in:

“Sorry, I can’t make it, something came up.” So obscenely easy.

But I’m not doing that. I’m going. 

“Nobody has to do anything,” said Roger Thornhill in “North by Northwest,” when told that he needed to go along with a plan and put his love interest at risk, all for the sake of national security. But he did it. He had at first resisted the accidental and dangerous role of George Kaplan, but he became very good at playing it. Freakishly good. (Suspended disbelief is so easy with Cary Grant.)

“Everybody does exactly what they want to do,” said somebody, somewhere. (It might have been Dr. Phil. Eew. But still true.)

So what is it that I really want to do, by doing a thing I said I would not and did not want to do (making me a hypocrite, and a loud one, at that–eew again)?

What role am I resisting, but not really, truly resisting?

Well, I want to know some things. I want to gain more information, and figure out a puzzle. I  want to be less judgmental, even if it means I’m hypocritical. 

No wait, that’s not it.

What it is, is this: I want to be justified in my past judgments, even if it means I’m hypocritical. I need to make sure I’m right. And if the moment’s right, I will make use of the face-to-face encounter to make it clear that I want no more encounters.

This is a test. I want to be right. And righteous. 

That is all.

I hope you understand. You know who you are, out there. You, who I know, does in fact understand. 

Faith and Grace

We spent the evening at a monthly outdoor street fair in our little hometown. It’s fun — a band  plays at a gazebo on Main Street, artists and food vendors sell their wares, you run into people you only ever see at the kids’ gymnastics class, or you run into your best friend. Community. It’s nice.

Just as we got there this evening, a man walked by with three lovely greyhounds. One greyhound stopped, in the middle of the street, and let loose, soiling about a square foot of asphalt. The poor man had to figure out how to clean up a pretty awful and untidy mess, but he did it, with a sheepish grin. It was his responsibility. And we were all watching.

People do the right thing, more often than not, of their own accord. Of this I am fairly sure. But sometimes, accountability helps. Would you agree?

I’m struggling with this issue. There’s a little pile of dog mess–metaphoric dog mess, mind you–in our little circle, and I can’t not see it. I can’t not smell it. I know whose dog left it. And I want them to clean it up. They need to be told to clean it up. I want to scream at them to clean it the eff up.

Okay, enough with the metaphor. Literally: a man I know, named “Jerk,” married to a woman I know, named “Faith,” hit on my married friend, “Lovely.” In Lovely’s house. Within 20 feet of Lovely’s husband, “Decent.” Jerk did it a bit obliquely, in person, and then, more obviously, electronically. This was a week ago. After receiving no response, he followed it up with another electronic message, wishing Lovely a happy Valentine’s Day. Decent, who knew about this within minutes of it all happening last week, suggested that Lovely just respond with a single word: “Stop.”

I don’t know Faith very well, but she is a dear friend of a woman I do know very well, “Hope.” Hope knows a bit about this situation, but doesn’t want to get involved; she wants to let Faith and Jerk work through their issues.

A fair, kind and compassionate response. I’d expect nothing less from Hope.

You know what my name is in this goat rodeo of a scenario? “Calamity.” I just want to track Jerk down and demand that he apologize to Lovely and Decent and confess to Faith and pray that she forgives him. I want him to freaking clean up his dog mess.

My husband, named in this scenario, “Reason,” does not want to get involved. He said, “People are jerks. They don’t have to affect you. You can ignore it.”

I asked him, “But if some jerk did the same thing to me, would you ignore it?”

He asked, “What, would you want me to punch him out or something?”

“No,” I answered slowly. “But I’d want… I don’t know. I just would want the jerk to know that he was rude, and that we knew he was rude, and that we won’t tolerate it.”

My Reason said, “Well, okay, if you’d want me to say something to the guy, I would.”

That pleased me to no end.

Things are happening around me, you see. There’s so much flippin’ dog mess all over the place and I’m highly annoyed that I have to watch my step, when I am so obsessively responsible and tidy.

I’m so very, very tired of people just leaving their messes behind, as if they had nothing to do with them, assuming that I’ll just side step them and not see them, smell them, be disgusted by them.

So freaking tired of it.

My husband, my friend Hope, my friend Lovely, my friend Decent… they try not to judge. They seem to have the energy to move past the messes for the greater good: for peace, I guess. They don’t like drama.

I don’t like drama, either.

But sometimes, drama can open your eyes and keep you from stepping in dog mess. Better yet, it can get the dog mess cleaned up by the responsible party.

Do I tell my acquaintance Faith? That I saw her husband, Jerk, attempt to make a play for my married friend Lovely?

I am tempted. If I were Faith, I would want to know. I would hate finding out later, after all my friends.

And then I think: maybe Faith knows. Maybe Jerk has done this before. Maybe Faith is doing her best to get through it, to sidestep it. Maybe her eyes are always at her feet, knowing that if she doesn’t watch out, her shoes will be covered in dog mess.

Maybe her priorities are different than mine, and reflect a longer-term goal. Of marriage. Of family. Of forgiveness.

Maybe her name is really Grace.

I wish my name weren’t Calamity. It makes me need to stay indoors.