What do you think?

Housewife, homemaker or stay-at-home mom: What should we call women who don’t do paid work?.

I think that’s what I am. I’m the Unpaid Parent.

I’m an UP.

Or an Unpaid Mother. (UM?)

Or an Unpaid Wife And Mother. (UWAM?)

No. I’m definitely an UP. Or specifically, a Corporate Wife and Unpaid Parent. CWUP. Or C-WUP.

Ridiculous. Once I’m working again, outside the home, will anybody notice or care about what I’m called? Probably not.